The Fine Print: Consequences of Ignoring the Terms of Service

By accessing this website, you've probably already broken the rules. Don't worry, we won't judge you (much).

• Consequence 1: You will be forced to watch an endless loop of our CEO's cat playing the trombone.
• Consequence 2: Your internet will be hijacked by our team of highly skilled but slightly unhinged web developers.
• Consequence 3: You will receive an email from our lawyer, threatening to sue you for not reading the fine print.

See our recipe for the perfect cup of coffee, carefully crafted to distract you from the consequences.

Learn about our termination procedure, because you're probably going to need it.